#az’s listener

[dotted-clouds]

huggable?

[vampire-biter]

I’m Srry if this is a hot take but.

I need there to be more empowered listeners and I’m tired of being unempowered…

I also need there to be another demon listener but that’s not really a hot take I think???

Freelancer (or inchoate) type listeners do NOT COUNT, there’s already like 4 of those bitches/Hj

[enement]

kieran but he’s zorua

[blackthorn-faerie]

Remember when “You’re My Best Friend” was playing on the record when Aziraphale’s bookshop was burning down? A headcannon of mine is that Aziraphale plays Queen in the bookshop because he associates it with Crowley’s driving: it’s terrifying. He’s trying to scare off customers.

[tenderflint]

look at this insane $6 record store find

[spookythesillyfella]

"This crying voice of mine is so annoying // I suppress the emotion // Break the egg, make it a mess // Fry it, roll it // Look, I've stopped crying"

★ alt verzionz under cut :

★ song : "For you An Empty Shell" – Dobu no Awa

[thekats]

1:38AM thoughts (on Aziraphale bc he has taken over my body help he's making me write things in his defense, well except this part, obviously, I am doing a joke, haha):

"We can be together!" and "I need you!" followed by "I don't think you understand what I'm offering you." is so fucking tragic to me? It's like he's saying 'I love you, I want to be with you' reeeaaally really clearly (though some people would rather just ignore it and are all 'oh, Aziraphale's only talking about jobs and promotions'). He is offering Corwley a way they can be with each other for realsies, no take-backsies without fear or interference, with earth and humanity protected (which Crowley was previously the main advocate for, remember) and Crowley hits him with "I think I understand a whole lot better than you do."

Wanna know what I'd have thought in Azi's place at that? I'll tell you anyway: whoa, fuck, I completely misinterpreted everything Crowley's been throwing my way for... a long time! He doesn't want to be together together, he just likes to be really good friends and wants to keep that up, he's so lonely on earth, being a good demon that he expresses his platonic love in a way reminiscent of pining love-interests- heck, maybe I'm so lonely down here that I misread common best-buddies-stuff as romantic interest! This is bad. He understands what I want to do here and he doesn't want that. He wants to be 'us' as we have been for millennia. I... don't know if I want that... I don't want to hide this shit, but if he doesn't reciprocate, then I'd make him uncomfortable and things wouldn't work out anyways. Guess I might as well save us both the pain of one-sided love and a friendship that can never be the same again and go. Now I'm angry. This isn't at all how it was supposed to be. I need distance now. From him, our relationship and my emotions bc this hurts. Ouchie. Rude.

And then Crowley mentions the nightingale and hits him with that angry, tragic as fuck kiss? The (potentially perceived) mockery! Crowley is mocking Azi's feelings for him. 'Is that what you want, angel? This? Silly birds proverbially singing about our love? Kissing? That's what you want for us?'Yes, it is, damn you a second time!

[starsreminisce]

I always found it strange for Rhys to suggest that Lucien would challenge Azriel to a blood duel because that doesn't match Lucien's typical style. According to Cassian, Lucien learned to keep his composure under the cruelty of Beron and Eris.

However, there's something Lucien might have picked up from both of them:

“This isn’t the Night Court,” Lucien hissed. “And you have no power here—so clear out. Amarantha’s bed is growing cold.”

“I was in love with Feyre,” Rhys said quietly, “long before she ever returned the feeling.” Lucien crossed his arms. “How fortunate that you got what you wanted in the end.” I closed my eyes for a heartbeat. Cassian and Azriel stilled, waiting for the order. “I will only say this once,” warned the High Lord of the Night Court. Even Lucien flinched. “I suspected Feyre was my mate before I ever knew she was involved with Tamlin. And when I learned of it … If it made her happy, I was willing to step back.” “You came to our house and stole her away on her wedding day.”

“Says the woman,” Beron countered, “who gave an innocent girl’s name in her stead—for Amarantha to butcher as well.” ... “Who knew,” Beron mused, “that a cock could be so persuasive?”

Lucien, particularly when angered, engages in verbal sparring, likely pinpointing Azriel's exact insecurities. He could skillfully choose words to goad Azriel into a confrontation without the need for a formal blood duel declaration.

If Lucien were to walk down, make a cutting remark, and leave Azriel provoked into an attack, he could claim self-defense, shifting blame onto Azriel for losing his composure.

This dynamic could alter Elain's perception of Azriel, especially if it becomes a recurring pattern in their relationship.

To discourage Azriel, Rhys reminding him of Lucien's right to a blood duel and the consequences of defeating him is an effective strategy.

[iruludavare]

     Woe, a deer.

     A deer that, in truth, is a fragment of Life itself that roams one of the infinite worlds, forever tethered to a human for its actions three thousand years ago. The light they bathe themselves in blinding— almost deliberate in how it both embraces the soul, but sows a primal sense of unease. Rendering their silhouette little more than an X.

     And all it does is stare at you. Menacingly.

[potatoqueenpal]

Words cannot explain the fucking exhausted sigh after seeing a Vega x Caelum and Quinn x Darlin' shipper on my feed and having to block both of them.

Is this ship policing? Probably. Do i have the energy to care anymore?

No.

So for my lack of words have a meme of how I feel about this situation:

[theeminentlyimpractical]

doing important research for a fic by googling “when were dental dams invented”

[shanicetjn]

Wildn't Doodle

Don't threaten him with a good time.

Doodled - 15 May 2024

[outsidersheadcanons]

Steve either has an unhealthy obsession with Spice or has the worst spice tolerance known to man and theres no in between 😃😃

Uhh I’m going with the first option.

He has a wierd obsession with putting this specific hot sauce and he puts it on EVERYTHING 💀 yk the kind you get from touristy stores with the picture of an angry guy on a toilet or an explosion or smth?? that kind. He puts it on everything from steak to pancakes. He even pours it in his beer sometimes 😭

[grandwretch]

rereading gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun as an adult has made me so sure of two things: nozaki is nonbinary and mikorin is a trans woman.

wait actually no three things: chiyo sakura is dating both of them she just hasn't been alerted yet

[torchickentacos]

I hate when spotify gets lyrics wrong. Like if I can hear the right words with my processing disorder, then spotify has NO EXCUSES tbh

[spookythesillyfella]

okay so another sketchbook dump i guess

kotoha from "Irresponsible and strange taste" – Dobu no Awa

tamako from "For You, An Empty Shell" – Dobu no Awa

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